ASUU PALAVER

Different kinds of students during Asuu strike

– The ones lying to their illiterate parents and telling them to pay Asuu strike fee

 

Fear God

– The ones already looking for job, only to find a good job and see 5 years experience needed.

 

-The ones that they have turned to house girls and boys in their house


Asuu why??

– The ones that have turned themselves to ministers on Asuu matters, posting fake news up and down

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Respect yourself

– The ones that are not even ready for any resumption, and they be like


‘ Na we dey run am’

– The ones that are reading


– The ones that have forgotten their matric Numbers


Were you even a student??
– The unserious ones whose parents are always adding ‘ We call off Asuu strike by fire’


Excuse me ma, did I send you?
Is it your strike??
– The ones that are already travelling up and down like sales agents

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Okay oh continue
– The ones that have packed their bags, Asuu or not I am going back to school


Na you oh
– The ones already making plans to study abroad.


– The final year students that have made plans
I suppose don grad like this
And Asuu be like – Na we dey run things
– The ones that have become minsters on season films affairs..


E go be
– The school leavers preparing for admission and saying once we write jamb , they will call off the strike

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